Things people do that piss me off

• When people use dancing/being a part of a dance team as a gateway to being “cool”.
• When people use drugs as a gateway to being “cool”. (Weed in particular, you are all gay)
• When people use shitty overpriced hyped up brand named clothing as a gateway to being “cool”.
• When people use the asshole facade as a gateway to being “cool”.
• When people use self written anonymous hate mail with an attempted witty response back to themselves as a gateway to being “cool”. (You know who you are, we see right through you ya fucker)
• When people use nice, anonymous compliments sent to themselves with an added response of modesty as a gateway to being “cool”. (news flash, shit ain’t modest if you’re telling yourself you’re the hottest shit to ever walk the planet)
• When people use the term bisexual to label themselves as a gateway to being “cool”. (unless yknow, you really roll that way then shoot, do yo thang)
• When people use alcohol or pretend to have consumed alcohol as a gateway to being “cool”. (which also includes but is not limited to: posing in pictures with alcohol, pretending to drunk text everyone you know or think will be impressed with that fact that you may or may not be shit faced drunk, drunk tweeting, drunk Facebook status updated, or even the “what the hell happened last night” status update when you sure as hell know exactly what the fuck happened that previous night because you probably only had about one beer and were completely fine.)